Celebrities are hitting on me!

 

Have you ever gone to the theater to see the latest classy film, saw the face of the newest piece of masculine finery on the screen and thought, "Wait, is Hottie McCelebrity hitting on me via this movie?"

Maybe later you turned on the tv to discover that Muscles O'Famous was also eyeing you up. Then in the magazine or on the internet you spy a picture of Gorgeous Paparazzisdreamenstein and you know that he is definitely interested in taking you out to a nice seafood dinner.

Are you crazy or are celebrities flirting with you?

Oh they're flirting, you adorable thing, you. They're flirting.

If you have an example of a celebrity hitting on you, please e-mail: celebsbeflirting@gmail.com

Not all submissions will be posted.

March 3, 2010

  • I was thinking of how your love makes me feel.

    I was thinking of how your love makes me feel.

February 21, 2010

  • I don’t care what you have between your legs, I will put it between mine.

    I don’t care what you have between your legs, I will put it between mine.

February 17, 2010

  • Whatever I choose to give up for Lent, you can rest assured, it will never be you.

    Whatever I choose to give up for Lent, you can rest assured, it will never be you.

February 9, 2010

  • Hey, Philadelphia, I’d like to be snowed in with you.
(ABC 6’s Adam Joseph, submitted by Kelly)

    Hey, Philadelphia, I’d like to be snowed in with you.

    (ABC 6’s Adam Joseph, submitted by Kelly)

December 19, 2009

  • I’m looking into our future together, and it is looking brilliant.

    I’m looking into our future together, and it is looking brilliant.

November 15, 2009

  • I am not a number, but if we got together, 2 would definitely become 1.

    I am not a number, but if we got together, 2 would definitely become 1.

November 11, 2009

  • I want our EVPs of ‘YES! YES! YES!’ to be discovered by generations of ghost adventurers to come.

    I want our EVPs of ‘YES! YES! YES!’ to be discovered by generations of ghost adventurers to come.

November 7, 2009

  • Since I have the ability to read minds, I KNOW you can’t pass up a man in uniform.
(submitted by Kelly)

    Since I have the ability to read minds, I KNOW you can’t pass up a man in uniform.

    (submitted by Kelly)

  • Requesting permission to come aboard your vessel.
(submitted by Kelly)

    Requesting permission to come aboard your vessel.

    (submitted by Kelly)

  • Using my special powers to find out what makes you tick.
(submitted by Kelly)

    Using my special powers to find out what makes you tick.

    (submitted by Kelly)

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